";s:4:"text";s:5727:" So, here are those forgotten Christian rules that need to be followed if they're really going to stick to their guns on the whole gay marriage, abortion, and child molestation thing.DISCLAIMER: This list isn't meant as a hateful gesture towards Christians, but a way to fight irrational responses in debates with (fun) facts.The "father's house" in Paris Hilton's case would be any Hilton hotel, so we know that if fundamentalists were really taking everything the way "God" intended, then it should be a well-known and widespread Christian agenda to call for the public stoning of Paris Hilton.Also, there are edge-cases where, if a little girl has an accident or is injured during sports, the Bible says they should be stoned to death. Ridiculous Verses. OUCH.Claire Wineland was ‘awake’ despite being unconscious.Health care professionals often advise us to talk to a loved one who's in a coma. The other guy reaches out with his arm and tries to pull her back, perhaps sensing that the fall will be disastrous. What is the most hilarious bible verse? It's pretty well known that it's entirely possible (and not at all irregular) for a young woman's hymen to be accidentally broken due to accidents or even playing certain sports like gymnastics.This also means that in order to enforce a rule like this, churches need to have regular "Hymen Checks" at the dorr, but they don't, because we're human beings and we're trying to live in a little thing called "society. Hilarious! The woman appears to be covering her nose and preparing to meet the water's impact. Relevance. "So then why let this one slide and not things like gay marriage?Apparently, God reads US Weekly and takes it to heart. Once the sedative wears off, the patient will regain consciousness.24 Funny Grandparents Spotted Wearing Inappropriate ShirtsWoman Has Been Watering Plant for 2 Years, Discovers Its Actually Artificial!Newborn Baby Frowns At Doctor Who Tries To Make Her CryWoman on Twitter Will Remove Your Ex From Your Photos For $10A Different Kind of Shipworm: It Eats Rocks and Excretes SandZombie Cicadas’ Plagued by Mind-Controlling Fungus, Now Back in West VirginiaDavid Blaine Flies Over the Desert on Balloon in a YouTube “Ascension” StuntGuy Avoids Wearing Face Mask During Flight By Eating Pringles For 4 Hours In verses-16-24, the apostle gives some very helpful guidance in the handling of God's money.
Christians are always saying God loves everyone but this list of "or"s excludes a whole group of people who actually have no control over what they look like most of the time.From something as superficial as a flat nose to once again with the "broken stones" (Women may be inferior in God's eyes, but he sure knows how to make a man feel worthless.)
Even ordinary people who know little about medicine or science also tell us to do so.
John Shelton on August 22, 2013 at 6:34 pm What’s the smallest sin in the Bible? They said that somehow our loved ones can hear us and feel us even though they're in that state of deep sleep.I wonder, what goes on inside a patient's head while under a medically induced coma?
Many people draw strength from these words and more often than not, people find sanctuary and peace of mind just by reading it.Most versions of the bible are known to have highfalutin words that can leave any reader stunned and master the art of using context clues. Just because a verse is not a Commandment doesn't mean it's not in The Bible. (Leviticus 21:18-21) Giving Birth To A Daughter Makes You Unclean For 66 Days"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days."
So it theoretically isn't an untrue statement that yes, God reads According to The Bible, people who are born with or acquire defects throughout their lives should not approach the altar of a Church to make an offering to God because they "hath a blemish." Check The Bible. I love that one.
Yes some verses in the Bible are really weird and funny, when you look at it without reading the verses around or look at the historical background from that specific time. Although since he is all knowing and all powerful, then that also means that he reads every magazine ever written. Many families instill the importance of reading the bible to their children simply because it contains the word of God and life lessons that are essential for our daily battles.
God made the one thing women were actually appreciated for, the ability to give birth to life, a dirty act.When women give birth to their children at the hospital now, they are immediately handed their child because that's what you want to do when you pop out a kid after carrying it for nine months in your belly -- not go through 66 days of church-mandated shame.Okay this one is insanely specific, which makes it that much more awesome.
Now, They’re The Oldest Married Couple On The PlanetN.Y. (Deuteronomy 22: 20-21)"For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken.
They are raw, straightforward and definitely cringe-worthy! Fundamentalists hold the most extreme and literal interpretations of The Bible, and many are quick to point you to a Bible passage for proof that the deeds of others are "evil."